Animal Comic Admirer Pillows

A cat is a dog in drag...'Bad dog!'

The Canine's version of cans tied to the back of a wedding car driving off with Cats attached

Canine Comedians

"Bethany please... it's not helping."

Cats 'Playing' Cards

"All you have to do is get three of your friends, to get three of their friends and so on. You'll be rich."

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."

'I can't control my anger when people get too close to my kids...'

"Janet, cancel my Guido's reservation. I'll be having lunch in the office."

"Don't you just hate restaurants that make you feel rushed?"

"How could we be short? You had enough chocolate for everyone on our list!"

"It was the most relaxing massage I've ever had."

'Checkmate I think!'

'You get an A for effort, but an F in spelling.'

'OMG! Is it Christmas already?'

'Yeah, the carrot helps, but coffee is what gets me going in the morning...'

'What's your poisson?' (Man reading report on Farmed Salmon Toxins Scare).

Long Dachshund

'Burf, I think the ants are trying to tell us something.

We're barely gonna make it!

Giraffe's Ice-cream.

'Bearnaise sauce again,' he cried. 'I can't bear the thought of it!'

'After the big race the tortoise and the hare are ordered to provide urine samples."

"Thanks, Batman!"

'I can't believe you only lasted 3 days, 9 hours and 56 minutes.'

Owl seeing how many times it can twist it's head around - "...14, 15, 16, there goes the record."

"It's a combination of your poor performance and my allergies."

'This summer, how does obedience camp sound?'

"Y'know, sometimes I actually think those chipmunks in the back yard really are teasing him!"

'Phew! Hibernation breath!'

'These hibernation pills ought to do the trick.'

'Yes, the lights are on, but there's nobody home...'

'Police? I'm being stalked.'

Fifi the Talking Poodle - Translations by Blinky.

Last Call of the Wild