Animal Comic Admirer Pillows

A cat is a dog in drag...'Bad dog!'

The Canine's version of cans tied to the back of a wedding car driving off with Cats attached

Canine Comedians

"Bethany please... it's not helping."

Cats 'Playing' Cards

"All you have to do is get three of your friends, to get three of their friends and so on. You'll be rich."

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."

'I can't control my anger when people get too close to my kids...'

"Janet, cancel my Guido's reservation. I'll be having lunch in the office."

"Don't you just hate restaurants that make you feel rushed?"

"How could we be short? You had enough chocolate for everyone on our list!"

"It was the most relaxing massage I've ever had."

'Checkmate I think!'

'You get an A for effort, but an F in spelling.'

'OMG! Is it Christmas already?'

'Yeah, the carrot helps, but coffee is what gets me going in the morning...'

Long Dachshund

(No caption. Two primary school girls are wearing shirts with one being Hello Kitty and the other Hello Puppy. The girl wearing the Hello Puppy shirt wears torn clothes.)

'What's your poisson?' (Man reading report on Farmed Salmon Toxins Scare).

'Burf, I think the ants are trying to tell us something.

We're barely gonna make it!

For the last time, officer, I'm absolutely, positively sure it was number four.

No caption. (A cowboy heads toward the swinging doors of a saloon as a cat goes toward a smaller version of the same entrance).

Giraffe's Ice-cream.

'Bearnaise sauce again,' he cried. 'I can't bear the thought of it!'

Phill Jupitus

'Look! Tommy Pineneedle's mother has a pair of nuts!'

'After the big race the tortoise and the hare are ordered to provide urine samples."

"Thanks, Batman!"

'Now see here! My name is Thomson and THAT is my gazelle!!'

Owl seeing how many times it can twist it's head around - "...14, 15, 16, there goes the record."

'Phew! Hibernation breath!'

'This summer, how does obedience camp sound?'

"Y'know, sometimes I actually think those chipmunks in the back yard really are teasing him!"

'I can't believe you only lasted 3 days, 9 hours and 56 minutes.'