Canine Comic Admirer Pillows

"You're not the first patient I've had who thinks he's a dog, Mr Buxton, so please, get up on the couch."

"That's not H2O is it?"

"He was a very good boy."

No Soliciting

The Canine's version of cans tied to the back of a wedding car driving off with Cats attached

"Don't you just hate restaurants that make you feel rushed?"

'Sure, it's our pool. . . but who's going to tell him that?'

"How could we be short? You had enough chocolate for everyone on our list!"

'Well, they're just great for running down gazelles and jackals!'

'Now, you're new here, but you should know the rules: I get Master's newspaper and slippers! Got that?'

'Please keep in mind this is only a 'ruff' copy.'

"It was the most relaxing massage I've ever had."

Dogs are smart enough to understand human commands. Cats are smart enough to ignore them.

Canine Comedians

Fifty Shades of Gray

"Don't tell anyone, but some of my best cartoons are about cats."

"We should get out to the country more often."

Balloon dog training

Flea Philosophy.

Mountain Rescue for a Dog.

Hyenas as Pets

"I'm the best candidate."

'OMG! Is it Christmas already?'

"I hate it when he gets all Robin Williamsy."

(No caption. Two primary school girls are wearing shirts with one being Hello Kitty and the other Hello Puppy. The girl wearing the Hello Puppy shirt wears torn clothes.)

'What's your poisson?' (Man reading report on Farmed Salmon Toxins Scare).

"Wow, these are good!"

"I'll have the 'All you can eat from the menu, the kitchen, and the dumpster' special."

'Burf, I think the ants are trying to tell us something.

Giraffe's Ice-cream.

"I think that I shall never see a tree on which I wouldn't pee."

'The good news is it's not bird flu.'

Phill Jupitus

A sausage dog shrinking after toileting

'After the big race the tortoise and the hare are ordered to provide urine samples."