Canine Comic Admirer Pillows

"You're not the first patient I've had who thinks he's a dog, Mr Buxton, so please, get up on the couch."

"That's not H2O is it?"

"He was a very good boy."

The Canine's version of cans tied to the back of a wedding car driving off with Cats attached

"Don't you just hate restaurants that make you feel rushed?"

No Soliciting

'Sure, it's our pool. . . but who's going to tell him that?'

"How could we be short? You had enough chocolate for everyone on our list!"

'Now, you're new here, but you should know the rules: I get Master's newspaper and slippers! Got that?'

'Well, they're just great for running down gazelles and jackals!'

"It was the most relaxing massage I've ever had."

Dogs are smart enough to understand human commands. Cats are smart enough to ignore them.

"Don't tell anyone, but some of my best cartoons are about cats."

"We should get out to the country more often."

Fifty Shades of Gray

Canine Comedians

Balloon dog training

Mountain Rescue for a Dog.

Flea Philosophy.

"I'm the best candidate."

Hyenas as Pets

'OMG! Is it Christmas already?'

"I hate it when he gets all Robin Williamsy."

"Wow, these are good!"

'What's your poisson?' (Man reading report on Farmed Salmon Toxins Scare).

'Burf, I think the ants are trying to tell us something.

'The good news is it's not bird flu.'

"I think that I shall never see a tree on which I wouldn't pee."

A sausage dog shrinking after toileting

Giraffe's Ice-cream.

'After the big race the tortoise and the hare are ordered to provide urine samples."

Butch didn't mark his territory like other dogs.

'The swimmers line up for this, the final heat, and surprise, surprise, It's the dog paddle.'