Animal Comedy Admirer Pillows

Tortoise fire department.

Oh no! My trouser rash has flared up again!

'I can't believe you only lasted 3 days, 9 hours and 56 minutes.'

'Phew! Hibernation breath!'

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

Chase me, chase me cows.

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

Lactose Intolerant

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

Giraffe Umbrella

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."

"Hey, pal, let's hear 'Doggie in the Window' again, and this time play it like you mean it!"

"You're such a good listener."

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

Welcome Spring.

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

Special offer on snakeskin ties.

"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."

"If you could just get rid of the split ends, that will be fine."

Happy Hour

"An early spring was just a prediction- I can't actually control the weather!"

"He's gone goth"

'The meaning of life is dog food.'

'I'm telling you Fred, this can of silver paint is going to improve your love-life!...'

TSA Noah

'Well, we always go to the same place for our holidays, so yes, we kind of migrate too...'

'Yak, yak, yak.'

Spring Training

"If we only repeat what humans say whenever they're nearby... they won't realize we're aliens plotting to take over the planet."

'Hey I thought I was your favorite Spot!'

"Say hello to my little friend."

Bears

'Can you see what's causing the hold up?'