Funny Animal Admirer Pillows

'These hibernation pills ought to do the trick.'

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'

Chase me, chase me cows.

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

Lactose Intolerant

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

Giraffe Umbrella

"Hey, pal, let's hear 'Doggie in the Window' again, and this time play it like you mean it!"

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."

"You're such a good listener."

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

Welcome Spring.

"Cross-breeding oops #1." "The Cougadooodle"

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"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."

"If you could just get rid of the split ends, that will be fine."

Happy Hour

"An early spring was just a prediction- I can't actually control the weather!"

"He's gone goth"

'The meaning of life is dog food.'

"Say hello to my little friend."

TSA Noah

'Well, we always go to the same place for our holidays, so yes, we kind of migrate too...'

Cat and mouse

'Yak, yak, yak.'

"Too much concealer?"

Spring Training

'Hey I thought I was your favorite Spot!'

Bears

'Can you see what's causing the hold up?'

Cow Blue Arrows

Dog Park / Cat Park

'I'm telling you Fred, this can of silver paint is going to improve your love-life!...'