Funny Animals Admirer Pillows

"That's why I don't drink coffee!"

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

Skipping Horse

12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

Chase me, chase me cows.

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

A sheep dog has stacked the sheep four high - 'He used to be with the circus before he came to the farm...!'

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

Lactose Intolerant

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

Giraffe Umbrella

'Bert's dog training.'

"You're such a good listener."

"Hey, pal, let's hear 'Doggie in the Window' again, and this time play it like you mean it!"

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

Welcome Spring.

Special offer on snakeskin ties.

"Cross-breeding oops #1." "The Cougadooodle"

"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."

"If you could just get rid of the split ends, that will be fine."

Happy Hour

"An early spring was just a prediction- I can't actually control the weather!"

Spring Training

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

Cow Blue Arrows

TSA Noah

'Well, we always go to the same place for our holidays, so yes, we kind of migrate too...'

'The meaning of life is dog food.'

'Yak, yak, yak.'

"He's gone goth"

'I'm telling you Fred, this can of silver paint is going to improve your love-life!...'

'Hey I thought I was your favorite Spot!'

'Can you see what's causing the hold up?'