Funny Animals Admirer Gifts

"That's why I don't drink coffee!"

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

"Yes. I said 2 by 2, but you needed to use 2 by 4s for the Ark...begin again."

Skipping Horse

12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

Chase me, chase me cows.

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

A sheep dog has stacked the sheep four high - 'He used to be with the circus before he came to the farm...!'

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

Lactose Intolerant

Giraffe Umbrella

'Bert's dog training.'

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."

"You're such a good listener."

"Hey, pal, let's hear 'Doggie in the Window' again, and this time play it like you mean it!"

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

Welcome Spring.

"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."

Special offer on snakeskin ties.

"Cross-breeding oops #1." "The Cougadooodle"

"If you could just get rid of the split ends, that will be fine."

Happy Hour

'The meaning of life is dog food.'

Cow Blue Arrows

Bears

Spring Training

TSA Noah

"An early spring was just a prediction- I can't actually control the weather!"

'Yak, yak, yak.'

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

Dog Park / Cat Park

'Hey I thought I was your favorite Spot!'

'I'm telling you Fred, this can of silver paint is going to improve your love-life!...'