Whimsical Animal Admirer Gifts

Carpet Cows

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

"Yes. I said 2 by 2, but you needed to use 2 by 4s for the Ark...begin again."

12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'

Chase me, chase me cows.

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

Giraffe Umbrella

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."

"You're such a good listener."

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

Welcome Spring.

Special offer on snakeskin ties.

"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."

"If you could just get rid of the split ends, that will be fine."

Happy Hour

"He's gone goth"

'Yak, yak, yak.'

"An early spring was just a prediction- I can't actually control the weather!"

TSA Noah

Spring Training

A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop

'The meaning of life is dog food.'

Apple Pie Abduction

'Can you see what's causing the hold up?'

"Too much concealer?"

'Well, we always go to the same place for our holidays, so yes, we kind of migrate too...'

"Well, that one got away."

'Hey I thought I was your favorite Spot!'

Bears

Dog Park / Cat Park

"Garbage in, garbage out!"

"As you can hear, it has an engine that purrs ... '

'When he comes through that door, let's all jump up and give him a big kiss!'

"We mustn't interfere, Larry. Just let nature take its course."