Quirky Animal Admirer Gifts

Hipster Coyote

"The rumors were true - you're the slowest gun in the West."

The Reclusive Flying Hell Rat

'I have a pet snake.'

"Don't worry, everything is the same, only I fart rainbows."

"Maybe there's something to this Darwin stuff."

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

"Yes. I said 2 by 2, but you needed to use 2 by 4s for the Ark...begin again."

12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

Chase me, chase me cows.

Giraffe Umbrella

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

"You're such a good listener."

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

Welcome Spring.

"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."

Special offer on snakeskin ties.

"If you could just get rid of the split ends, that will be fine."

Happy Hour

Spring Training

'Hey I thought I was your favorite Spot!'

TSA Noah

"An early spring was just a prediction- I can't actually control the weather!"

Bears

'Can you see what's causing the hold up?'

"He's gone goth"

"Too much concealer?"

'The meaning of life is dog food.'

Dog Park / Cat Park

'Well, we always go to the same place for our holidays, so yes, we kind of migrate too...'

'Yak, yak, yak.'

"Garbage in, garbage out!"

"As you can hear, it has an engine that purrs ... '

"We mustn't interfere, Larry. Just let nature take its course."