Quirky Creature Admirer Gifts

Slow moving and small brained were already two strikes. . . but many experts agree that the unfortunate stripe pattern was the main reason for the extinction of the Cerebex.

Endangered Species: Bipedal Tortoise.

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

"Just let her believe in fairies a little while longer."

'Hold on, I'll get the camera.'

"Cross-breeding oops #1." "The Cougadooodle"

',,, and if anyone knows of a reason why these two should not be married, let them storm this castle with pitchforks and torches or forever hold their peace,'

"Admit it, we're lost."

A bridge builder using an organic blow torch.

"You know the stories about putting a pair of socks into the washing machine and getting out just one of them...Jones, it seems that we found the hideaway of the second socks!"

"Since global warming the Abominable Snowman is much less frightening than he used to be."

King Kongs first christmas

"How many times have I told you kids to hang your coats in the closet?"

“He’s timid, very shy. I rescued him from some wacko who tried to steal Christmas.”

'MUM, go and get Daddy, there's another knight coming: This is so much fun!'

Unicorn Working From Home

Phoenix

Phoenix

'Leo, did you forget to walk the snail?'

No one knew it, but Gerald was about to execute what he called 'The Move.'"

The next damn Batman.

Fishy tail.

Purple Fairy

Beware of the Dragon

'Count Dracula, I wish you'd come to me sooner...'

Factory Recall Unicorn.

Loch Ness Monster

A Kangermoo

'Care for anything else - an explanation perhaps?'

Better Gnomes.

'I'm here to apply for a green job.'

'Well, that was a mismatch. . . ok, we need a volunteer - who wants to guard Godzilla?'

Elementary Genetics

"Ok, it got weird while you were a wolf."

Monster Sale: "And just what sort of monster is madam looking for?"