Quirky Creature Fan Gifts

The next damn Batman.

I'm terrified of clown fish.

Trash man getting close to underground monster.

'You wouldn't believe the number of odd socks I have...'

Phoenix

Kangaroo

"What do you mean, you can't walk without your head going back and forth like that?! Are you serious?"

'Take a few days off. Suck some necks ...'

"I hurt a lot of people during my last twelve steps."

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

Warrior Woman

Giant ape juggling planes and captive.

Wouldn't it be cool if we could live in the Middle Ages, Randy? We could roam the countryside on horses and carry swords. We could hang out in taverns and drink ale, maybe earn enough coin to hire a hero … Then we could go on a quest. Maybe slay some golems. I think it's a real sign of intellectual maturity that we haven't even mentioned maidens yet. Real Middle-Ages maidens would eat you for breakfast.

"I just edited your Wikipedia entry." "Big whoop." "What a coincidence, that's what scientists have classified you as: Bigwhoop." "...The much grumpier, much louder, and much, much older second cousin of Bigfoot." "You lousy son of a..." "Wait... thank you. That's very flattering."

"OK-WHO THREW THAT..??

"I admire your enthusiasm, but you’re not really flying."

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

"I always knew you'd come back."

"He never passes by without a mischievous smile."

Traffic Cone Monsters

'Well, 2012 is the year of the dragon, after all!'

Antler Buzzers.

Dragon Graph

'Marshmallows ready! Now for the roasting...'

Scientist seen on loch.

The Golf Gremlin.

"You're awfully quiet tonight."

Sea Monster

A witch flirting with Santa in the air.

"You're kidding right? There's no such thing as a vampire walrus!"

Giant Monsters At The Water Cooler

Nick Offerman

Man playing chess from his parked car.

Santa, alien, easter bunny and sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

' I like our new guide.He seems to know his way around these woods.'