Quirky Animal Fan Gifts

Why you should never look a gift horse in the mouth.

"The trouble with being a platypus is that you feel out of COMPLIANCE all the time!"

Atomic Bear: Part 3

'The doctor said you should cut down on the 'love bites'...'

Antler Buzzers.

'Bloomin rare breeds.'

Meerkows.

Man pointing to the dogs kennel while the dog prefers the mail box

Night Owl, Owl, Day Owl.

"I can't help being annoying. I'm a Pain-In-The Saurus."

"Do these jeans make my butt sound big?"

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

"Cat box"

"Easy for you to say - you're cured!"

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

Head over Hooves

Wolf Karaoke

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

"Oh no. Is that my ex?"

'Pray for me.'

"Ohhh...pick me pick me!!"

Well, you'd better learn to like them!

Phoenix

Bessy had won the 100m sprint... but many suspected Steeroid abuse!

Double Saxophone

"No need for stage fright, it's just a documentary crew: be yourself..."

'Sorry mum, I had a brain freeze during the test...'

"Stop squawking. Use your words."

'This is a real barnburner.'

'Don't worry. We still have a few more treatment options available.'

Flying in Formation.

"I think they may have rumbled me, Sarge."

"Have you mistakenly put dog food in the bird feeder?"

"I could do that."

"I'm your Furry Godmother."