Quirky Wildlife Fan Gifts

Toilet ducks!

"Those hermit crabs stop at nothing."

'I know that bird feeder is guaranteed to be squirrel-proof, but I still think they are getting in there.'

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

Penguins flying to igloo birdhouse

"The raw material was all around me: That's how I got started as a sculptor..."

"Look, he just wants to apologize for scaring the daylights out of you yesterday. ... Mr. Squirrel? ..."

"We hang like this for the incredible ab workout."

The Slug Replaces the Cheetah as the Fastest Animal on Earth.

'We can't go in... we've only one 'pair of trunks' between us!'

'Did you just hear that? We are now and endangered species and mating is now our top priority!'

"If you can’t beat ’em, roll around in their decaying carcass."

Penguin

Too much monkey business...

'Actually, my Tommy is a little devil too...'

Phoenix

Not only were the bears coming out of hibernation but they went ahead and invited themselves to dinner.

Polar bears

'Mother?'

"Rockefeller Center."

Antler Buzzers.

Praying Mantis.

'It's easy, just wee!'

'What's a picnic without ants?'

'Best to keep downwind.'

"The night raid on the kitchen bench was a disaster sir! The owner woke up, came downstairs for a glass of water and attacked us!"

'Is that beak or are you just happy to see me?'

"Well, I didn't have any more wall space, and I was also tired of being bald."

"That vulture just appeared and started picking at my phone. My battery must have died."

Pelican and Origami

"Really? Yes, you're a predator, but you're a tad too ambitious right now. Better start with hunting mice buddy!"

Squirrel Tapping On Window Demanding Food.

The next damn Batman.

'And to think I'm related to the lion,'

"I've hired a new nit-picker: he's been great so far!"