Quirky Wildlife Fan Gifts

"Those hermit crabs stop at nothing."

'I know that bird feeder is guaranteed to be squirrel-proof, but I still think they are getting in there.'

"The raw material was all around me: That's how I got started as a sculptor..."

"We hang like this for the incredible ab workout."

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

"Look, he just wants to apologize for scaring the daylights out of you yesterday. ... Mr. Squirrel? ..."

'Did you just hear that? We are now and endangered species and mating is now our top priority!'

"If you can’t beat ’em, roll around in their decaying carcass."

The Slug Replaces the Cheetah as the Fastest Animal on Earth.

'We can't go in... we've only one 'pair of trunks' between us!'

Penguin

'Actually, my Tommy is a little devil too...'

Not only were the bears coming out of hibernation but they went ahead and invited themselves to dinner.

Phoenix

Too much monkey business...

Antler Buzzers.

Polar bears

'Mother?'

"Rockefeller Center."

Praying Mantis.

'It's easy, just wee!'

Pelican and Origami

"The night raid on the kitchen bench was a disaster sir! The owner woke up, came downstairs for a glass of water and attacked us!"

'Best to keep downwind.'

'What's a picnic without ants?'

"That vulture just appeared and started picking at my phone. My battery must have died."

The next damn Batman.

"Really? Yes, you're a predator, but you're a tad too ambitious right now. Better start with hunting mice buddy!"

'Is that beak or are you just happy to see me?'

Squirrel Tapping On Window Demanding Food.

"Well, I didn't have any more wall space, and I was also tired of being bald."

"I suppose your mother and I should have said something earlier, but it never seemed like the right time to talk about your adoption."

'Sir, do not feed the animals!'

"How come your skin is sooooo smooth?"