Wildlife Fan Gifts

"For the last time: I am not your mummy, I am a platypus!"

"Ok, who had two pieces?!"

"Looking good, looking good...Now, on the count of three, everybody say 'HEADLIGHTS'!"

'Seriously, don't you think it's a funny tree-trunk?'

A robin building a nest in a discarded box that held a commercially bought bird box

'Predators schmedators - we do this to keep our butts warm.'

Chameleon 'Hide and Seek'...

'Hand over the trail mix and nobody gets hurt.'

Praying Mantis.

"I know who I am but I don't know what I am!"

"I don't get it."

'Don't do it, Melinda, it's not just you. None of us can fly.'

"Typical. . . Bills bills and more bills."

Carrion luggage

Bird watcher close encounter.

"You're always just popping down to the water hole!"

"Uh... Little help here? Crowbar?"

"I've been feeling very sluggish lately."

'Be honest now. Does this color make me look fat?'

'And to think I'm related to the lion,'

'I don't care if he followed you home-we're not keeping him!'

typical flight animals, always on the alert and ready to run: Antelopes and Jimmy Floethoober.

"Hang on a minute: We collaborated equally on this hunt, so please explain to me your theory of "the lion's share"!"

Man reads sign: 'Beware of the cat' as lion hides behind a bush.

'It's easy, just wee!'

'The nice thing about being a skunk is you never need to wear insect repellent.'

"Hunting for a living sounds like way too much work mum! I think I'll try to find myself a nice herpetologist to take full care of me..."

"The date was a disaster! Turns out he's a real mama's boy: his mum still does his hunting for him..."

Romance

Ok, ok, I'll tap Zebras near me, but I swear this is ruining our survival skills.

Crocodile Ambush

Snake eats an egg which then hatches.

"Beats me what he sees in that skinny bird."

"Yeah - it turns out all that alpha stuff is relative."

Back down.