Wildlife Lovers Gifts

"Looks like nature is beginning to adapt to global warming!"

'It's just not fair: As soon as I start making new friends, we have to migrate again...'

'What did I say - take the strange blue pills out of their pockets before you eat people!'

"Oh well, now we can say that music saved our lives..."

"Strictly speaking, our species does not mate for life, but I was lucky enough to find my soul mate. . ."

"No, I'm sorry, acorns are off."

"Stop worrying, it's not an animal burrow..."

Cute Yellow Bear

',,,the ball is sitting right here on a stick'

"I enjoy dressing up as a tunneller."

'I say we change the word bears to humans and put this sign on their grocery store.'

Catching A Crocodile.

Feedback card for lions eating their prey.

'It's ironic: I'm a carnivore, but my stomach pains were cured by a herbalist...'

How The Elephant Lost Her Trunk

Musical ice flows

'They're bunny slippers,what do you think they are?'

Male Springbok: 'Sally,Beth,this is Will, my Gnu friend'

Leopard to other: 'I can't change my spots, so I'm getting a tattoo.'

Space Hopper present.

'Whaddaya mean you've got enough elephants? How could you have enough elephants?'

Giraffes Knotted Together by the Neck

'Oh boy, lucky you were there: I was cramping up. I need a few minutes rest if you don't mind...'

'If we could just figure out some high-energy diet, we wouldn't have to spend the whole day eating.'

"Why do we have to do it in a freezing pond.. "

"I am not going down to men in g-strings."

"We found a human habit worth embracing."

"Pull out your own damn thorn!"

Wildlife

"This is a great spot to practice mighty roars son..."

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

This is Lenny the leopard with the on-the-spot news.

"They're wearing cameras. How humiliating."

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

Giraffe Umbrella