Wildlife Enthusiasts Gifts

'YUCK!!' - Bear dislikes the taste of fish.

'On a positive note, we're bottom feeders: We can't go lower than that...'

'Since Bubba acclimated to urban living, we've underbid our competitors because we don't need to build scaffolding or rent a crane.'

A rare glimpse of the African antennalope.

"What should I tell the Andersons- twenty minutes?"

"My children were good but I'm hungry again."

Cramp!

'So, it was setting the traps all along, Dudley. How much were they paying you?'

'What do you mean, there're no fish in here?' - 'Yeah, the crocodiles have eaten them all.'

They were over the moon now but the mix up at the maternity ward would later prove fatal

'I see the frogs have started spawning.'

'Why the Coyote Crossed the Road?'

'That's right, buddy. Keep moving after the young ones. We've had enough of this ‘weeding out the old and sick' business.'

'Reckless youth'

"You call that camouflage?!"

Kangaroo golf-caddy.

"Building a dam goes a lot faster with your help Jim! Thanks!"

"Are you aware that this is now considered part of the Greater New York Metropolitan Area?"

"Don't mind me, Riche – it's just the rabies talking."

"Damn, the son of a b***h is on internet time,"

"Oh, honey, look! A moose!"

"We should be careful, where there's a baby Pope the mother can't be far away."

"He was into feet, but, unforunately, not duck feet."

Tortoise Skyscraper

"No ma'am...we don't make reservations...'The Serengeti' has always been first come, first serve."

"Trust me – This is some of the best rest you could ever get."

"Next year we put the cats outside before we hibernate."

"I saw this video where a half eater American looks exactly the same after being left out for 6 months."

"Help! It's got my phone!"

"I had a lovely evening talking trash with you."

Possum bungee jumping from branch with bungee tail.

Car Crossing Sign

Safari man shearing lions mane.

'Boy, it was a close shave: Thought I was a goner when that lawnmower passed over me...'

Backseat Predators