Wildlife Enthusiasts Gifts

'YUCK!!' - Bear dislikes the taste of fish.

A rare glimpse of the African antennalope.

'Since Bubba acclimated to urban living, we've underbid our competitors because we don't need to build scaffolding or rent a crane.'

'On a positive note, we're bottom feeders: We can't go lower than that...'

'Reckless youth'

"My children were good but I'm hungry again."

"What should I tell the Andersons- twenty minutes?"

'That's right, buddy. Keep moving after the young ones. We've had enough of this ‘weeding out the old and sick' business.'

"Building a dam goes a lot faster with your help Jim! Thanks!"

"You call that camouflage?!"

Cramp!

'So, it was setting the traps all along, Dudley. How much were they paying you?'

Kangaroo golf-caddy.

'Why the Coyote Crossed the Road?'

'I see the frogs have started spawning.'

They were over the moon now but the mix up at the maternity ward would later prove fatal

'What do you mean, there're no fish in here?' - 'Yeah, the crocodiles have eaten them all.'

Carpet salesman, "There's a bit of tyre damage, but not so anyone would notice."

It was probably not the best cup draw for Ants FC.

'The big truck gets closer every day.'

That horse belongs in prison.

Hibernation practical joke - Squirrel about to wake another squirrel by bursting a bag.

'Oh yeah? Well I'm not crazy about your humming, either!'

'I'm locked on target: You can charge now!'

'This is the spot I was telling you about.'

"You've got to be kidding me." Hoover Dam

'Your Honor, I object. My client should be judged by a jury of his own bears.'

'We should be hibernating, not cybernating.'

'For crying out loud - will you quit grinding your teeth!'

'They still call me 'King of the Jungle' but the reality is that everything is run by committees these days...'

"Sorry, but you need at least a Masters to get into the Deep Woods."

"Is it my breath?"

"Man is the only animal I'm afraid of. A well fed lion has no ambitions."

"Mister, can you show me how to shoot my quills?"

Bad Cheetah!!!