Wildlife Enthusiast Gifts

"You know, for a gazelle, you're an awful klutz!"

"You ever have flying dreams?"

Calls of the Wild: Moose Call, Coyote Call and Margin Call.

Why Elephants Never Forget.

'Your yard is starting to mess with my livingroom.'

"I try not to be judgemental but I see everything in black and white."

'Ha ha... Very funny!'

At the same time, they realized he hadn't put his teeth in, and suddenly the playing field shifted.

'So. . .why do you want to work for us?'

"You weren't supposed to see this."

Elephant Tracks.

'Stupid gag reflex.'

Environment-friendly packaging

Polar Bears Bowling.

Zebra Crossing

"What about your precious opposable thumbs now?"

'The health and safety officer isn't happy. He want's you to tie your shoelaces.'

"O.K., we get it-big and dangerous."

'I like to live each day as if it's my last.'

"Excuse me, but would you be so kind as to move your truck a few feet to the left?"

'Darling, we're not going to resolve this issue that way: Talk to me!'

'You can change your spots, but you must really want to change.'

Beaver barking up the wrong tree

Kangaroo receives 'hoppy birthday' card

'He's never been the same since he came out of his shell.'

'Damn snack is stuck in the thing!'

Safety wear for the hunted.

'I'm determined to find out how that ruddy badger still keeps getting under the fence!'

Zebra Stripes Caught In Tree.

"Isn't nature grand?"

'Fred! You're a Bald Eagle! Accept it and get rid of that stupid wig!'

In the course of the evolution, Boa Constrictors found new hunting strategies.

'He got game.'

Deer Hunter and his trophies.

"I've decided I need to work more on my people skills...they keep getting away."