Wildlife Enthusiast Gifts

"You ever have flying dreams?"

"You know, for a gazelle, you're an awful klutz!"

Calls of the Wild: Moose Call, Coyote Call and Margin Call.

'Your yard is starting to mess with my livingroom.'

"I try not to be judgemental but I see everything in black and white."

'Ha ha... Very funny!'

At the same time, they realized he hadn't put his teeth in, and suddenly the playing field shifted.

Elephant Tracks.

"You weren't supposed to see this."

'So. . .why do you want to work for us?'

Zebra Crossing

'Stupid gag reflex.'

"What about your precious opposable thumbs now?"

"O.K., we get it-big and dangerous."

'The health and safety officer isn't happy. He want's you to tie your shoelaces.'

Beaver barking up the wrong tree

"Excuse me, but would you be so kind as to move your truck a few feet to the left?"

'You can change your spots, but you must really want to change.'

'Darling, we're not going to resolve this issue that way: Talk to me!'

'I'm determined to find out how that ruddy badger still keeps getting under the fence!'

Kangaroo receives 'hoppy birthday' card

"Isn't nature grand?"

'He's never been the same since he came out of his shell.'

'Damn snack is stuck in the thing!'

Safety wear for the hunted.

'Fred! You're a Bald Eagle! Accept it and get rid of that stupid wig!'

Zebra Stripes Caught In Tree.

"He was the strong silent type. Super cute. And he really listened to me. Last week, I found out he was a decoy."

Garden Goddess.

'Dad, I told you already, don't scare Park Rangers: They're our friends here to protect us!'

"You've got a piece of eco-tourist or something stuck between your teeth."

'He got game.'

In the course of the evolution, Boa Constrictors found new hunting strategies.

'Prey has such negative connotations. I'd like to think of us as crucial links in the web of life...'

'Having a sore throat is nothing. Wait until you get a stiff neck.'