Wildlife Aficionado Gifts

'I believe it's time we stopped relying so heavily on instinct.'

".. of all the animal species, I reckon the human must be nearest to us in intelligence."

The polar olympics

Cat and Squirrel on Screen Door.

Tree and bear hugging.

"We can save on some serious concussions by just asking her which one of us she fancies."

'YOU tell him he can't be our leader.'

Fox naps on the back of a fox hunter's horse.

'Nice shot.'

Ostrich with head in the ground. Head coming out of another hole looking back it itself.

Jenny, the orang-outang, taking tea at the Zoo.

'Dibs on the slow one in the snow suit.'

'Look at that plumage. He must be the alpha male.'

"Use Your Coping Skills!"

"Let us be a city under a hill, for all the world not to see."

'Look buddy, I have a bill like a duck, a body like an otter, a tail like a beaver, and in about five minutes I have to go lay an egg. So you think you have problems?'

Cat has birds on whiskers,

Rhino Argument

Robin's watching TV.

'He looks great in the field, but can he bat?'

'Okay, you can sleep in the den, but keep the roaring down.'

Outback rat house? Darn ! Wish you guys would've said somethin' sooner. I just ate a hop pocket.

"As for you, Cheetah, I don't want any of your monkey business!"

Roland enjoyed going to the park and feeding the vultures.

Delivery driver opens back of truck to find a bear eating his cargo of honey.

A serpent is entering and exiting cloth in an interesting fashion.

'Welcome to 'Celebrity Animal Faking It', in which the king of the jungle will spend a week pretending to be a mischievous baboon...'

'Don't let it get you down -- predating has always been a thankless job.'

A Zebra and Tiger Confused by their Similar Stripes.

'Don't you hate it when no one tells you that you have food on your teeth?'

'You're lucky. You can eat all you want because stripes make you look thinner.'

'Shaving is better because no one can tell if you're really bald or not.'

VETERINARY CLINIC, 'Have him fill this barrel.'

'No, there's nothing else: At this time of year, we eat salmon!'

Lizard