Wildlife Aficionado Mugs

'I believe it's time we stopped relying so heavily on instinct.'

The polar olympics

'YOU tell him he can't be our leader.'

"We can save on some serious concussions by just asking her which one of us she fancies."

Cat and Squirrel on Screen Door.

Tree and bear hugging.

'Dibs on the slow one in the snow suit.'

Fox naps on the back of a fox hunter's horse.

"Use Your Coping Skills!"

Jenny, the orang-outang, taking tea at the Zoo.

Ostrich with head in the ground. Head coming out of another hole looking back it itself.

'Look at that plumage. He must be the alpha male.'

'Nice shot.'

"Let us be a city under a hill, for all the world not to see."

'Look buddy, I have a bill like a duck, a body like an otter, a tail like a beaver, and in about five minutes I have to go lay an egg. So you think you have problems?'

Rhino Argument

Delivery driver opens back of truck to find a bear eating his cargo of honey.

Cat has birds on whiskers,

Outback rat house? Darn ! Wish you guys would've said somethin' sooner. I just ate a hop pocket.

'He looks great in the field, but can he bat?'

'Okay, you can sleep in the den, but keep the roaring down.'

A Zebra and Tiger Confused by their Similar Stripes.

A serpent is entering and exiting cloth in an interesting fashion.

'Welcome to 'Celebrity Animal Faking It', in which the king of the jungle will spend a week pretending to be a mischievous baboon...'

'Don't let it get you down -- predating has always been a thankless job.'

'Don't you hate it when no one tells you that you have food on your teeth?'

'You're lucky. You can eat all you want because stripes make you look thinner.'

VETERINARY CLINIC, 'Have him fill this barrel.'

'No, there's nothing else: At this time of year, we eat salmon!'

Lizard

"How about putting that in a tweet?"

"Come on in. The water’s fine!" "Hmm! What’s wrong with this picture?!"

Brown Non-Recluse Spider

2Oh, I love that tune! That's Ok, keep plaing, we can start the chase when you've finished..."

"Hand on a minute! Wipe your feet before you step into my mouth will you!?"