Wild Game Aficionado Mugs

Roadkill Restaurant

"He can't decide which one he likes best. . .His leaf blower, his weed wacker, or his metal detector."

"This is a great spot to practice mighty roars son..."

Wildlife

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

"Well if I can't be a cowboy I'll be a lawyer for cowboys."

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

Billy. The Kid.

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

This is Lenny the leopard with the on-the-spot news.

Giraffe Umbrella

Romantic Giraffes

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

Bring your own inflatable.

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

Frog to frog: 'Do you promise to love me warts and all?'

'Those bears are so cute I wish we could have brought them home.'

"Look, a bug!"

Duck Hunt

"Wait—did you procure that worm humanely?"

"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."

Garden Goddess.

'Everybody has to change to compete.'

"Tallyho!"

Cat says of armadillo, 'It's one of those big armored rats.'

"You're worried about salmonella? We're vultures for cripes sake!"

Welcome to Mauritius Home of the Dodo Burger

"Check it out! In nature, females are in charge...they select their mates!"

"No wonder they've spotted us! Tail down Fred, tail down!"

Giraffe Selfie

"Do we really need to chase the rabbit down into its warren Dad? It's a maze and it's dark down there..."

"Did you remember to take the trash in?"

Koala

"Good riddance! They were messing up the environment."

"Say, when did you get so fluff?"