Wild Game Aficionado Pillows

Roadkill Restaurant

Wildlife

"This is a great spot to practice mighty roars son..."

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

"Well if I can't be a cowboy I'll be a lawyer for cowboys."

Billy. The Kid.

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

This is Lenny the leopard with the on-the-spot news.

Giraffe Umbrella

Romantic Giraffes

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

Bring your own inflatable.

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

Frog to frog: 'Do you promise to love me warts and all?'

'Those bears are so cute I wish we could have brought them home.'

"Look, a bug!"

"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."

Duck Hunt

"Wait—did you procure that worm humanely?"

Garden Goddess.

'Everybody has to change to compete.'

Cat says of armadillo, 'It's one of those big armored rats.'

"Tallyho!"

"No wonder they've spotted us! Tail down Fred, tail down!"

"Check it out! In nature, females are in charge...they select their mates!"

"Good riddance! They were messing up the environment."

The Dance of the Penguins Once the March Is Over

'I don't know about you. But I'm eating my fill before I drag this carcass to the 'king of the beasts'.'

Koala

"Do we really need to chase the rabbit down into its warren Dad? It's a maze and it's dark down there..."

Endangered Species: Belgian Ostrich.

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