Wild Animal Enthusiast Pillows

'I always assumed you were a cat person!'

Lost: Grizzly Bear. 8 Years Old. Loves To Sneak Up On People.

'I wanted a little kitty, but that Jerry! You'll never guess what he got us.'

"Don't high five the lion again."

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

"This is a great spot to practice mighty roars son..."

The Zoo.

Wildlife

'It's a deal, lets sniff bottoms!'

A baby duck in a tiny car seat on the mother duck's back.

"He was overly socialized as a puppy."

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

Seagiraffes

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

This is Lenny the leopard with the on-the-spot news.

"They're wearing cameras. How humiliating."

"Well, isn't that embarrassing."

Giraffe Umbrella

Romantic Giraffes

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

"The Lord works in mysterious ways, I mean, alpacas? What are they? It’s like Bob Seger mated with a llama."

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

Frog to frog: 'Do you promise to love me warts and all?'

"Look, a bug!"

Pirate Squirrels Looking for Buried Treasure

'Those bears are so cute I wish we could have brought them home.'

Boy with a whale: 'He followed me home, Dad, can I keep him?'

"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."

"First date hairball... awkward."

'Hang on a minute: What does 'IVF' mean?!'

"Wait—did you procure that worm humanely?"

'You can't be serious! They wash you by dipping you in a tub of water! That's horrible!'