Animal Enthusiast Pillows

Quiz for dogs.

"I'm a bird dog."

"Is there any chance of getting my testicles back?"

"Sheer will, I tell you - sheer will."

"All dogs go to Heaven, because we're not the ones who screwed up."

Lemmings jumping off a cliff and one has a parachute.

"My question is: Are we making an impact?"

"I'm going out. Do you need any voles?"

"The court is sorry that it raised its voice."

Mother's day

'Did your shooting improve today, Dear?'

After years of abuse, mittens exacts his revenge...

The Cat That Swallowed the... no, it was the other way round.

"The body is eighty-two-per-cent broth."

The Canadian Beaver

'Face it, we're never going to reach a consensus.'

'Not the dog, not the dog, , ,'

'Trust me - the jury like you.'

'I don't know...they all look like cows to me.'

'Alright, alright, you've won your bet: You can lift me with one hand...'

'I can't believe she left everything to that stupid parakeet!'

'Leadership training.'

'Hey, that's not fair.'

"You will note that their ability to comprehend, assess and process information increases dramatically when Professor Podhertz throws in the cat."

"O.K., I messed up. He didn't have to rub my nose in it."

'I think Trevor may have bitten off more than he can chew this time!'

Ewe Tube.

IQ test for birds.

'I don't want to burst any bubbles, but I'm guessing it's a typo.'

'You've been approved. As collateral, we'll be holding your nuts.'

"You've always been a poor listener Harold."

Contractor Ants

'We are the last Dodos on the planet, so I've put all of our eggs safely into this basket...'

'You know there was time there, about 40,000 years ago, when we could have completely wiped them out if we had put our minds to it.'

So far so good...