Animal Enthusiasts Pillows

A Shadow Over Groundhog Day...

"I'm walking the sloth. See you all in a week."

Sportscasters on the Savannah

"We crossed lemmings with salmon."

"It's nowhere near as far away as we thought!"

'No, I don't want to see you do a handstand.'

Not tonight dear, I have a headache.

'You stay quiet - I'll do the talking!'

'Frogs only! Violators will be toad!'

Cow going to Moood Beach.

Performing dog

"Just for fun try and make a pass at me!"

"You couldn't resist telling him about your vasectomy could you?!"

"It's true I am a cow, but I have an excellent work ethic!"

"Mum, Dad, You don't know what it's like for me, being mixed race"

"We've been knocked off the top spot with rabies...by a bunch of pigs with swine flu."

'How can I think without words?'

Penguin Croquet.

The Seal of Approval.

'As you know, the deceased was fond of animals, not people.'

Children have their campsite ruined by an assortment of farm animals.

'Don't tell anybody I asked, but why don't we chuck wood?!'

"At least he died at home."

Animal Rights.

"Happy fifth wedding anniversary: wood!"

'Sorry dude, you're killing me, I can't party all night, every night: I'm diurnal remember!'

'On your mark, get set...'

COWS: Cow pole dancing

"I'm a weasel in a mink's body."

Canada, a country of peace and beaver tails. Happy Canada Day!

"After the kids moved out I turned their space into a guest room."

"Don't tell me... Beer with hops!"

'If I act selfish, independent and introverted, it's because I'm a cat trapped in a dog's body.'

'Whoa, hold on a minute! This is way too easy. It's got to be a hoax.'

'You don't have to be a cow to work here...BUT IT HELPS!'