Animal Enthusiasts Mugs

A Shadow Over Groundhog Day...

"I'm walking the sloth. See you all in a week."

Sportscasters on the Savannah

"We crossed lemmings with salmon."

"It's nowhere near as far away as we thought!"

'No, I don't want to see you do a handstand.'

Not tonight dear, I have a headache.

'Frogs only! Violators will be toad!'

'You stay quiet - I'll do the talking!'

Cow going to Moood Beach.

Performing dog

'How can I think without words?'

'As you know, the deceased was fond of animals, not people.'

The Seal of Approval.

Penguin Croquet.

"We've been knocked off the top spot with rabies...by a bunch of pigs with swine flu."

"You couldn't resist telling him about your vasectomy could you?!"

"Mum, Dad, You don't know what it's like for me, being mixed race"

"Just for fun try and make a pass at me!"

Children have their campsite ruined by an assortment of farm animals.

"It's true I am a cow, but I have an excellent work ethic!"

The Ultimate In Rodent Praise.

Animal Rights.

'Don't tell anybody I asked, but why don't we chuck wood?!'

"I'm a weasel in a mink's body."

Sett top boxes for badgers.

'Whoa, hold on a minute! This is way too easy. It's got to be a hoax.'

'If I act selfish, independent and introverted, it's because I'm a cat trapped in a dog's body.'

'You don't have to be a cow to work here...BUT IT HELPS!'

Snail Eviction

'Next.' (Lion with a thorn in its claw)

Two cleaners at the zoo. They are sheltering under a giraffe to get out of the rain.

"At least he died at home."

'On your mark, get set...'

"I was just wondering how our lives would have turned out if the Rhinocratic oath had caught on."