Canine Enthusiasts Pillows

'My owner asked me a question and I did that cute, little 'Head Tilt' thing and...'

'In doggy heaven, everyone is allowed on the couch.'

Stormy weather

His face exuded calm, but his tail betrayed him.

"You realize they won't know the difference."

Sneaky dog is after the mailman.

"That dog training school we sent him to was all they said it would be!"

Happy Home Kennels - No Unauthorised Barking.

'What are you doing with that toilet?! I drink out of there!'

'Let's go before everyone starts telling their stupid owner stories.'

"Stop begging!"

Bucket list for dogs.

'That's right...he'll lick you to death.'

'I came, I saw a gallimaufry of food, and the rest is a blur until I landed here.'

'...I'm just sayin', haven't you ever wondered what one of them tastes like?'

Foster failure

'I keep forgetting. Is it the chicken bone or fish head that's the Black Knight?'

'Don't make such a fuss woman, he's only a puppy!'

'Out of the blue, my Master is now obsessed with having me sit, shake hands and rollover...'

'Some game dog you are. That's the fifth time in a row you've fallen for the King's Gambit.'

'That reminds me. Marmaduke is due for a bath.'

"It's not you, I just prefer big dogs."

"Here you can see the luxurious master bathroom."

"He sits there all day waiting to chase the email man."

"He loves chasing cars but hasn't figured out what the brake lights mean."

"I've been meaning to ask, that hole you dug in the backyard. . . 'silent protest' against the hole in the ozone layer. . .?"

Two dogs in yard with barbed wire whilst another dog scales a ladder.

"You mean, with that yakerpoop app, you can have a service stop by and puck up your bag of crap?"

"Just don't act too smart, or they'll have you working for them."

"I may no look it, but I'm just as cute as you are."

Dog and Grim Reaper

"Hey. This one's postman flavour!"

Untidy knot

Dog hides under book titled 'Coping With Obedience School Stress'.

"I know a lot of classmates will say, 'Oh no, not another essay about mailmen.'"