Animal Enthusiast Gifts

Quiz for dogs.

"I'm a bird dog."

"Is there any chance of getting my testicles back?"

"Sheer will, I tell you - sheer will."

"All dogs go to Heaven, because we're not the ones who screwed up."

Lemmings jumping off a cliff and one has a parachute.

"My question is: Are we making an impact?"

"I'm going out. Do you need any voles?"

"The court is sorry that it raised its voice."

Mother's day

'Did your shooting improve today, Dear?'

After years of abuse, mittens exacts his revenge...

"The body is eighty-two-per-cent broth."

The Canadian Beaver

The Cat That Swallowed the... no, it was the other way round.

'Face it, we're never going to reach a consensus.'

'Not the dog, not the dog, , ,'

'Alright, alright, you've won your bet: You can lift me with one hand...'

'I can't believe she left everything to that stupid parakeet!'

'Hey, that's not fair.'

"O.K., I messed up. He didn't have to rub my nose in it."

"You will note that their ability to comprehend, assess and process information increases dramatically when Professor Podhertz throws in the cat."

'I think Trevor may have bitten off more than he can chew this time!'

'You've been approved. As collateral, we'll be holding your nuts.'

IQ test for birds.

"You've always been a poor listener Harold."

'I don't want to burst any bubbles, but I'm guessing it's a typo.'

'We are the last Dodos on the planet, so I've put all of our eggs safely into this basket...'

Contractor Ants

'You know there was time there, about 40,000 years ago, when we could have completely wiped them out if we had put our minds to it.'

So far so good...

'Eat some grass, and call me in the morning.'

Santa's Hybrid Sleigh (with codemy disclaimer).

'I believe it's time we stopped relying so heavily on instinct.'

'It's settled, then - we start a farm.'