Animal Lovers Gifts

'Quack'

Noah's life jacket demonstration

"Now, that's more ergonomic..."

Duck visits the dentist,

"What's up with this whole herd mentality thing?" "I'd have to ask."

Cosmetic pouches.

'Hello, front desk? I'd like to leave a March wake-up call.'

'Actually I never had any desire to go into that field until they built this fence.'

'Is that cow meditating?' 'Dyslexic.'

"No pressure, but I do have another couple who are very interested."

'Your resume seems in order, Mr. Lupo, but would you explain exactly why you want to work here> Mr. Lupo...?

"Dog...God. God...dog. Cat...tac."

"Any other bright ideas, Mr. Sex-on-the-Beach?"

"Look, they're not sausages! OK?!"

You remember this the next time you buy cotton balls.

'How much?! You can't be serious: It's a hole in a tree!'

"Aren't you getting a little too attached to the lab animals?"

'Mom, am I adopted?'

'Mom... he said dam again!'

'I can't figure it out. I swim all day and I can't lose weight.'

'He's adopted.'

'I tell you what: If it weren't for the headrest, I would have serious whiplash right now...'

'No, lets watch them freak out instead.'

'This way we solve the security problem and pony problem at the same time!'

Hibernation Clock.

Tortoise Mobile Home Sale.

God has chose me to talk to you about superannuation

'I just can't believe I'm related to them.'

'Why didn't we think of doing this before?'

"Never seen a cow before?"

"Sir, did you order the 'special meal'?"

'Laugh all you want, but the advertising agency loved my idea: I'm making good money...'

'Yours is a very rare case.'

'I know its natural and all but seriously...Get a Barn!'

Teaching the cat to use the bathroom instead of the litter box proved to be a mistake.