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'Quack'

Noah's life jacket demonstration

"Now, that's more ergonomic..."

Duck visits the dentist,

Farmacy - 'I can't read your doctor's chicken scratch. I'm sure the pharmacist can, though.'

'Some of these are not birth marks...they're age spots.'

"What's up with this whole herd mentality thing?" "I'd have to ask."

Cosmetic pouches.

'Actually I never had any desire to go into that field until they built this fence.'

'Hello, front desk? I'd like to leave a March wake-up call.'

Penguin giving birth

'You're charging me for TWO seats; an extra fee for my trunk, and now you've stopped giving out peanuts!...and you call yourself a JUMBO jet.'

'Is that cow meditating?' 'Dyslexic.'

Cow wash: 'You missed a spot.'

"No pressure, but I do have another couple who are very interested."

"I found this under your litter box. Just when were you planning to put this into effect?"

'Your resume seems in order, Mr. Lupo, but would you explain exactly why you want to work here> Mr. Lupo...?

"Any other bright ideas, Mr. Sex-on-the-Beach?"

You remember this the next time you buy cotton balls.

"Look, they're not sausages! OK?!"

'They call it the people dance.'

"Dog...God. God...dog. Cat...tac."

"Aren't you getting a little too attached to the lab animals?"

'You better believe I'm getting a second opinion...CATaracts, my eye!'

'Mom... he said dam again!'

Happy birthday to Ewe...'

'I can't figure it out. I swim all day and I can't lose weight.'

'How much?! You can't be serious: It's a hole in a tree!'

'He's adopted.'

'Mom, am I adopted?'

'I just can't believe I'm related to them.'

Hollywood/Vine: 'Wow! Lassie was here! And Rin-Tin-Tin!'

'This way we solve the security problem and pony problem at the same time!'

'No, lets watch them freak out instead.'

God has chose me to talk to you about superannuation