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'Blimey - and I thought WE could knock it back!'

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

City Zoo: Day Care

Copycats

Polly txt speak

Police Feline Unit

"Think of it as twenty one in human years. I'll take a bourbon and toilet water."

The Zoo.

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

"I groom all day and still look like a baboon."

'Hmph. College kids.'

A crowd of happy pet owners.

"Pick me!"

"Why do they do that?"

'Of course I'll still love you when you're old and skinny!'

"He was overly socialized as a puppy."

'Ahhh...'

12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

Wally Begins research for his thesis entitled "who's a good dog?"

A baby duck in a tiny car seat on the mother duck's back.

"Cat box"

"Maybe the next one will be a singles cruise."

Life is for the birds.

"And I'll also take my steak raw thank you."

"I call it 'Bad Dog.'"

Seagiraffes

"I dunno, I guess I just don't believe in myself anymore."

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

Mardi Gras

'It's a deal, lets sniff bottoms!'

'What the... MOM! This isn't deer! It's a yucky tourist again!!'

Sometimes he just stood back and admired the breathtaking scenery of his life.

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'