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"What if I told you that the thing you've been chasing your whole life... has been a part of you all along."

"Hold on -- your boarding pass says 'possum,' but your passport says 'opossum.'"

"Wow! Whose idea was the cheese log?"

"Thank you. You've been a great audience."

Snooze Alarm for Mole.

Rattlecornsnake

"Wow - she is stunning."

Dog with lower back pain

Bob would learn the hard way that dogs are color-blind.

"A 40 day cruise? Just the two of us without the kids? Oh, Harold, This'll be the best vacation ever! I hope it doesn't rain!"

Mouse in a wheel looks at directory.

"And the crowd roars."

'Forget everything I told you about flying.'

'I know it's hard to believe. But biological speaking, they're our closest relatives.'

Never give a cow a giant straw.

"God, I hate to fly."

'Oxymoron'

'Bad news everyone! The Ark didn't turn out as I expected.'

'Did you order meals on wheels?'

Highland cow and Scottish bull fighter.

'I'm studying the lay of the land..'

"What about your precious opposable thumbs now?"

'I hear 150 is the new 90.'

"France has devalued the cat."

'...and the award for best newcomer goes to...'

"If you could just get rid of the split ends, that will be fine."

Ostriches - "There you are! I've been looking for you!"

'Motherhood is great, but I get a really sore back...'

Things to whine about: 'I'm making a list of my pet peeves.'

'I love these all-you-can-eat buffets!'

'It's all right.. he's a trustee.'

"It's a self-driving car."

"For the last time: I am not your mummy, I am a platypus!"

"I know the baby is in here somewhere."

"For economy of scale I'm thinking we should drive two cows to dodge city.''