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"After the big race, the tortoise and the hare are ordered to provide urine samples."

"Validation for Chicken Little."

"So I huffed, and I puffed..."

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

"Yes. I said 2 by 2, but you needed to use 2 by 4s for the Ark...begin again."

12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'

Chase me, chase me cows.

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

Giraffe Umbrella

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

"You're such a good listener."

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

Welcome Spring.

Special offer on snakeskin ties.

"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."

"If you could just get rid of the split ends, that will be fine."

Happy Hour

Dog Park / Cat Park

'Yak, yak, yak.'

Spring Training

'Hey I thought I was your favorite Spot!'

"Too much concealer?"

'Can you see what's causing the hold up?'

Bears

"An early spring was just a prediction- I can't actually control the weather!"

"He's gone goth"

'The meaning of life is dog food.'

'Well, we always go to the same place for our holidays, so yes, we kind of migrate too...'

TSA Noah

"Garbage in, garbage out!"

"As you can hear, it has an engine that purrs ... '

"We mustn't interfere, Larry. Just let nature take its course."

'When he comes through that door, let's all jump up and give him a big kiss!'

The Slug Replaces the Cheetah as the Fastest Animal on Earth.

'Eight wiener dogs, and six rolls. It's just not right.'