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Colin's insistence on staying in character when he wrote his animal stories proved disasterous when it came to new relationships.

Noahs Ark

'Ok - she cut off our tails - she's not crazy about us - are we gonna let that ruin our lives?'

'Look, when you made an appointment for me to treat a rattlesnake bite,...

'Fifty years ago he beat the Hare in that race, and we never hear the end of it!'

'Sheep love tales very much.'

Mardi Gras

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

Cling-On Dog

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

"Well, we needed the rain."

"Just one more question before I let you in...I can let you in...are you a cat or dog person?"

Koala

"Bram Stoker's Bambi"

Hermit Crabapple Tree

Ducks and hares taken in by a wolf at a seance

A day at the transgenic races

"I think we may be related!"

"He also barks, meows and makes noises like a hamster."

'Now for today's numbers...'Bad Dogs' outnumbered 'Good Dogs' by two-to-one...'

Bears going water skiing.

"Look, children are just pathetic substitutes for people who can't have pets."

'Roy! For the last time, don't wave that red one in front of your Dad.'

Cats holding letters up that spell out 'Hang in there'.

Ant story: 'and so they worked all day and they worked all night and then they worked some more, the end.'

"Tell Mrs. Pomeroy we've found the source of that strange hint of musk."

'No, Ben, making your eyes go bigger does not make the fish grow bigger!'

"Well, it's disappointing: Young Master seems to use the term 'best friend' for anybody who pays him the slightest attention..."

"Our business is based on breakthroughs."

'He's our new Bone Specialist!'

Noah's Ark/Single's Cruise

'I found him on the internet.'

'Cheryl, you are getting way too wrapped up in the dog.'