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'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

"I've had a number of harassment complaints against you...what do you have to say for yourself?"

"Can I hear Goldilocks and the three hares?"

'If you INSIST upon 'living your character' could you PLEASE stop writing animal stories.'

"What the heck? The darn rabbit just disappeared!"

'How to Remove Spots and Humps'

Ducks and hares taken in by a wolf at a seance

"Wait, wait, back up, back up. Who the #!@! is George Orwell?"

"The first thing we have to do is get you up there."

The hare and the tortoise - the rematch.

The Quack Quack Diaries: Quack Quack -- King Of The Commune

"After the big race, the tortoise and the hare are ordered to provide urine samples."

'I overheard the farmer say I have a future at McDonalds.'

"Whoever said you can drive a horse to water, but you can't make him drink? (hiccup)

"Well, he's a squirrel, so yes, he's a hoarder, but that does not help come Winter: he hoards books, not nuts!"

"Don't be fooled - that's Henrietta, cross-dressing again."

Aesop's Fables: The Fox and the Crow

'Then, one day a kid yelled, 'Man, look at that ugly duck with the long neck and the black mole over it's beak.'. To think I spent years parading around thinking I was a swan.'

'Will I ever catch my tail?'

"You're not leaving until we know everything."

'Yep, I did eat his homework, but he begged me to.'

'Look, when you made an appointment for me to treat a rattlesnake bite,...

Cinderella's coach mice needed therapy for many years.

Anthropomorphic Fiction.

"It's elephants who never forget. Elephant seals forget all the time."

"I think feeling a certain amount of anxiety over the upcoming race with the Hare is perfectly normal!"

Aesop's Fables - Dog and His Own Reflection

"And here with the grizzly details."

"Well Doc, maybe I'm losing my mind, but last night, as I was howling at the Moo, I could have sworn I saw a cow jumping over it!"

If the mouse hole's a-rockin', don

The dove returns to Noah's Ark carrying an olive branch in a martini.

'I swear officer: I had just stopped to pull up my socks when the weasel went 'pop'...'

Cow who jumped over the moon with a calf hanging of its udders.

"Yes, I know son, I've been through that too: Sometimes, we are resented for being clever..."

"He's preaching his 'Clever Hans' theory again!"