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'So you fall behind the tortoise in the 2nd lap. I don't care if you sleep, trip, have a brain haemorrhage. Just make it look real. You fall behind, bunny. Got it?'

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

"Wait, wait, back up, back up. Who the #!@! is George Orwell?"

The Quack Quack Diaries: Quack Quack -- King Of The Commune

The hare and the tortoise - the rematch.

"The first thing we have to do is get you up there."

"After the big race, the tortoise and the hare are ordered to provide urine samples."

"Stop playing dumb, young man. I wasn't pulled out of a hat yesterday."

"Can I hear Goldilocks and the three hares?"

'I overheard the farmer say I have a future at McDonalds.'

Aesop's Fables: The Fox and the Crow

'Then, one day a kid yelled, 'Man, look at that ugly duck with the long neck and the black mole over it's beak.'. To think I spent years parading around thinking I was a swan.'

'If you INSIST upon 'living your character' could you PLEASE stop writing animal stories.'

"What the heck? The darn rabbit just disappeared!"

"Whoever said you can drive a horse to water, but you can't make him drink? (hiccup)

"Don't be fooled - that's Henrietta, cross-dressing again."

'I don't get it. He had the smallest paws in the whole litter.'

'Will I ever catch my tail?'

'Look, when you made an appointment for me to treat a rattlesnake bite,...

Cinderella's coach mice needed therapy for many years.

Anthropomorphic Fiction.

'Yep, I did eat his homework, but he begged me to.'

"You're not leaving until we know everything."

Aesop's Fables - Dog and His Own Reflection

"He's preaching his 'Clever Hans' theory again!"

'I swear officer: I had just stopped to pull up my socks when the weasel went 'pop'...'

Cow who jumped over the moon with a calf hanging of its udders.

The dove returns to Noah's Ark carrying an olive branch in a martini.

"Well Doc, maybe I'm losing my mind, but last night, as I was howling at the Moo, I could have sworn I saw a cow jumping over it!"

"And here with the grizzly details."

"Yes, I know son, I've been through that too: Sometimes, we are resented for being clever..."

If the mouse hole's a-rockin', don

'Remember the plan: on the final stretch, you go down.'

"I came as soon as I heard."

"I told him that whole elephants being afraid of us thing was just a myth. But did he listen? Now look at him. What a putz."