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'I go away for a few days...'

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

"I didn't really start applying myself seriously until around the eighth life."

Yakety-Yak

'And though he died during the hunt, we can only assume that George L Jones would want this new species of butt-faced clown monkey to forever bear his name.'

The hare and the tortoise - the rematch.

"After the big race, the tortoise and the hare are ordered to provide urine samples."

"Can I hear Goldilocks and the three hares?"

"You can never run too many bone marrow tests."

"Elinor, honey, isn't Mr. Stripes pretty? He just had his shots."

'Then, one day a kid yelled, 'Man, look at that ugly duck with the long neck and the black mole over it's beak.'. To think I spent years parading around thinking I was a swan.'

"What the heck? The darn rabbit just disappeared!"

'The baby's just fallen asleep: Don't you dare...'

'If you INSIST upon 'living your character' could you PLEASE stop writing animal stories.'

"Don't be fooled - that's Henrietta, cross-dressing again."

The first Airbender!

"Well, he's a squirrel, so yes, he's a hoarder, but that does not help come Winter: he hoards books, not nuts!"

'You and your 'couples only' cruise!'

'Will I ever catch my tail?'

'Yep, I did eat his homework, but he begged me to.'

The Birth of the Easter Bunny.

Anthropomorphic Fiction.

'Look, when you made an appointment for me to treat a rattlesnake bite,...

"She feeds me the same stuff every single day, yet I can't help approaching it like I have NO idea what it could possibly be!"

"I think feeling a certain amount of anxiety over the upcoming race with the Hare is perfectly normal!"

Well...That's what happens when you text and graze!

Penguin wearing Slippers

'I swear officer: I had just stopped to pull up my socks when the weasel went 'pop'...'

Meerkats / Mercats

The dove returns to Noah's Ark carrying an olive branch in a martini.

Family of Birds.

"Billy Bear will be helping me with this.. "

"Yes, I know son, I've been through that too: Sometimes, we are resented for being clever..."