Animal Story Aficionado Mugs

Colin's insistence on staying in character when he wrote his animal stories proved disasterous when it came to new relationships.

Noahs Ark

'Ok - she cut off our tails - she's not crazy about us - are we gonna let that ruin our lives?'

'Look, when you made an appointment for me to treat a rattlesnake bite,...

'Fifty years ago he beat the Hare in that race, and we never hear the end of it!'

'Sheep love tales very much.'

Mardi Gras

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

Cling-On Dog

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

"Well, we needed the rain."

Hermit Crabapple Tree

'Now for today's numbers...'Bad Dogs' outnumbered 'Good Dogs' by two-to-one...'

"He also barks, meows and makes noises like a hamster."

"I think we may be related!"

Koala

Bears going water skiing.

A day at the transgenic races

Ducks and hares taken in by a wolf at a seance

"Bram Stoker's Bambi"

"Look, children are just pathetic substitutes for people who can't have pets."

'Roy! For the last time, don't wave that red one in front of your Dad.'

Ant story: 'and so they worked all day and they worked all night and then they worked some more, the end.'

Cats holding letters up that spell out 'Hang in there'.

'He's our new Bone Specialist!'

'No, Ben, making your eyes go bigger does not make the fish grow bigger!'

"Well, it's disappointing: Young Master seems to use the term 'best friend' for anybody who pays him the slightest attention..."

"Our business is based on breakthroughs."

"Tell Mrs. Pomeroy we've found the source of that strange hint of musk."

'I found him on the internet.'

'Good grief! Aren't you extinct yet?'

"You are not going to the meet in the horse-box. The walk will do you good."

Grinning dog points at missing cat poster with glee