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'Get another job? Now, how do you propose I do that? You know my breed can only be faithful to one master in a lifetime.'

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

The Canine's version of cans tied to the back of a wedding car driving off with Cats attached

Canine Comedians

....And there is the wood a piggy-wig stood, with a ring at the end of his nose.

"After the big race, the tortoise and the hare are ordered to provide urine samples."

"Can I hear Goldilocks and the three hares?"

Carpet Cows

'If you INSIST upon 'living your character' could you PLEASE stop writing animal stories.'

Giraffe's Ice-cream.

"Well, he's a squirrel, so yes, he's a hoarder, but that does not help come Winter: he hoards books, not nuts!"

"What the heck? The darn rabbit just disappeared!"

'You look lovely, but we need to lengthen your train a bit...'

"I think feeling a certain amount of anxiety over the upcoming race with the Hare is perfectly normal!"

'I can't believe you only lasted 3 days, 9 hours and 56 minutes.'

Cats 'Playing' Cards

Anthropomorphic Fiction.

'These hibernation pills ought to do the trick.'

"She feeds me the same stuff every single day, yet I can't help approaching it like I have NO idea what it could possibly be!"

'Look, when you made an appointment for me to treat a rattlesnake bite,...

"Pet peeves" "I fear the cat." "I fear the cat" "I fear the cat." "Fecced me."

'Pointless Pets: A ceramic tiled giraffe.'

'Phew! Hibernation breath!'

'Doris, can we talk about the fight the boys had? I mean, octopuses,will be octopuses.'

"All you have to do is get three of your friends, to get three of their friends and so on. You'll be rich."

"Well Doc, maybe I'm losing my mind, but last night, as I was howling at the Moo, I could have sworn I saw a cow jumping over it!"

"Yes, I know son, I've been through that too: Sometimes, we are resented for being clever..."

A cat is a dog in drag...'Bad dog!'

'Not me...I'm watching my cholesterol!'

"You're not the first patient I've had who thinks he's a dog, Mr Buxton, so please, get up on the couch."

'You think one is tough, try raising two!'

"What kind of tea do you want - sleepytime, barkytime or buttsniffytime?"

'Holy S**t!'

"I came as soon as I heard."

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