Comedic Animal Stories Admirer Gifts

'Get another job? Now, how do you propose I do that? You know my breed can only be faithful to one master in a lifetime.'

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

The Canine's version of cans tied to the back of a wedding car driving off with Cats attached

Canine Comedians

....And there is the wood a piggy-wig stood, with a ring at the end of his nose.

"After the big race, the tortoise and the hare are ordered to provide urine samples."

Carpet Cows

"Can I hear Goldilocks and the three hares?"

Giraffe's Ice-cream.

"Well, he's a squirrel, so yes, he's a hoarder, but that does not help come Winter: he hoards books, not nuts!"

'If you INSIST upon 'living your character' could you PLEASE stop writing animal stories.'

"What the heck? The darn rabbit just disappeared!"

'You look lovely, but we need to lengthen your train a bit...'

'These hibernation pills ought to do the trick.'

"Pet peeves" "I fear the cat." "I fear the cat" "I fear the cat." "Fecced me."

"I think feeling a certain amount of anxiety over the upcoming race with the Hare is perfectly normal!"

'Pointless Pets: A ceramic tiled giraffe.'

'Phew! Hibernation breath!'

Anthropomorphic Fiction.

"She feeds me the same stuff every single day, yet I can't help approaching it like I have NO idea what it could possibly be!"

'I can't believe you only lasted 3 days, 9 hours and 56 minutes.'

Cats 'Playing' Cards

'Look, when you made an appointment for me to treat a rattlesnake bite,...

'You think one is tough, try raising two!'

"You're not the first patient I've had who thinks he's a dog, Mr Buxton, so please, get up on the couch."

"All you have to do is get three of your friends, to get three of their friends and so on. You'll be rich."

'Not me...I'm watching my cholesterol!'

"What kind of tea do you want - sleepytime, barkytime or buttsniffytime?"

"Yes, I know son, I've been through that too: Sometimes, we are resented for being clever..."

"Well Doc, maybe I'm losing my mind, but last night, as I was howling at the Moo, I could have sworn I saw a cow jumping over it!"

A cat is a dog in drag...'Bad dog!'

YOU ARE IN SPARTA!

'Doris, can we talk about the fight the boys had? I mean, octopuses,will be octopuses.'

'Holy S**t!'

"I came as soon as I heard."