Comedic Animal Tales Gifts

Power Struggle Between Vet and Chimp.

The Fourth Little Pig

Another reason Chihuahuas hate basketball.

"Why can't you just dig things up like normal dogs?"

"Wait, wait, back up, back up. Who the #!@! is George Orwell?"

"Fuhgettaboutit, Charley. Ya been fixed."

"The first thing we have to do is get you up there."

The hare and the tortoise - the rematch.

'Oh, and if a Farmer John calls, I'm not here.'

'Let's do the Good Dog, Bad Dog routine.'

"Whoever said you can drive a horse to water, but you can't make him drink? (hiccup)

'After the big race the tortoise and the hare are ordered to provide urine samples."

'You look lovely, but we need to lengthen your train a bit...'

'Some watchdog you turned out to be!'

Cinderella's coach mice needed therapy for many years.

"You're not leaving until we know everything."

"Pet peeves" "I fear the cat." "I fear the cat" "I fear the cat." "Fecced me."

'Pointless Pets: A ceramic tiled giraffe.'

Aesop's Fables - Dog and His Own Reflection

'Say, are you the elusive walleye from Big Bear lake?'

If the mouse hole's a-rockin', don

'You think one is tough, try raising two!'

'Not me...I'm watching my cholesterol!'

"He's preaching his 'Clever Hans' theory again!"

'Holy S**t!'

"I told him that whole elephants being afraid of us thing was just a myth. But did he listen? Now look at him. What a putz."

It's a nice place to live, except for the nosy neighbors.

'Do we have a clever son or what? He actually outsmarted a fox today!'

"It's OK, but I thought an Xbox would be something I could climb into."

'What am I blind, Bob?'

'I never thought I'd say this, but you're moving just a little too fast for me.'

"Because he's been corrupted by talk radio."

'I won! I won!'

'Fifty years ago he beat the Hare in that race, and we never hear the end of it!'

Noah's Ark: Economy/First Class