Comedic Vet Tales Gifts

'When I say 'high enema,' I mean high enema.'

"Blow out the candles!" "Make a wish!" "I wish I had my testicles back."

Another reason Chihuahuas hate basketball.

'There! Now he's tied to my satisfaction and ready for surgery!'

A classic case of 'Cow-Worm'.

Dog wearing a cone around his waist: 'Hemorrhoids.'

Man wearing a dog cone

Committee On Feline Healthcare

'Well, it's kind of an IV enema!'

'If you had asked me I could have TOLD you that he bites.'

'Sure you can have another opinion but I still say you are a fat pig.'

Of course you're feeling disgruntled. You've lost your voice.

"Please note nurse: healthy baby, next appointment in two weeks..."

'James Herriot would never say a thing like that!'

Casey's Veterinarian Clinic and Taxidermy 'Either way you'll get your pet back.'

'Some watchdog you turned out to be!'

'...windpuffs in front and a capped hock on the right rear...'

'Don't worry, it's just the anaesthetic...'

'But hey, who am I to complain?'

'How the heck does one do CPR on a tortoise?'

'No, I'm sorry. I'm Doctor Ford and I do the large animal work....'

"Probably not the best time for vacuuming."

'With this flashlight technique we can save a lot of money on radiographs!'

Although Bowser did seem to understand the concept of being house-trained.....

"It's OK, but I thought an Xbox would be something I could climb into."

If you think your pony is ailing.

"We were lucky to find that flamingo joint for your knee replacement."

'What am I blind, Bob?'

I have learned how to solve most of these Sharpei dermatological problems...

'Next we tried continuous intravenous drip fluid therapy...'

"We gots worms."

'Get another job? Now, how do you propose I do that? You know my breed can only be faithful to one master in a lifetime.'

'There - it's down, now give her nine more of these daily.'

'Larry? Remember how we were criticizing the Journal...

'We appreciate you loyalty to your clientele, Doctor,...