Comedic Vet Tales Pillows

'When I say 'high enema,' I mean high enema.'

"Blow out the candles!" "Make a wish!" "I wish I had my testicles back."

Another reason Chihuahuas hate basketball.

'There! Now he's tied to my satisfaction and ready for surgery!'

A classic case of 'Cow-Worm'.

Man wearing a dog cone

'Well, it's kind of an IV enema!'

'If you had asked me I could have TOLD you that he bites.'

Committee On Feline Healthcare

'Sure you can have another opinion but I still say you are a fat pig.'

Of course you're feeling disgruntled. You've lost your voice.

"Please note nurse: healthy baby, next appointment in two weeks..."

'James Herriot would never say a thing like that!'

'Some watchdog you turned out to be!'

'Don't worry, it's just the anaesthetic...'

'...windpuffs in front and a capped hock on the right rear...'

Casey's Veterinarian Clinic and Taxidermy 'Either way you'll get your pet back.'

'But hey, who am I to complain?'

'How the heck does one do CPR on a tortoise?'

'No, I'm sorry. I'm Doctor Ford and I do the large animal work....'

'With this flashlight technique we can save a lot of money on radiographs!'

"We were lucky to find that flamingo joint for your knee replacement."

If you think your pony is ailing.

Although Bowser did seem to understand the concept of being house-trained.....

'What am I blind, Bob?'

I have learned how to solve most of these Sharpei dermatological problems...

'Get another job? Now, how do you propose I do that? You know my breed can only be faithful to one master in a lifetime.'

'There - it's down, now give her nine more of these daily.'

'Next we tried continuous intravenous drip fluid therapy...'

"We gots worms."

'Larry? Remember how we were criticizing the Journal...

Power Struggle Between Vet and Chimp.

'We appreciate you loyalty to your clientele, Doctor,...