Humorous Veterinary Stories Pillows

'Nein, Herr Professor, it is not a revival of Nazism....

"Blow out the candles!" "Make a wish!" "I wish I had my testicles back."

"Wait, wait, back up, back up. Who the #!@! is George Orwell?"

'There! Now he's tied to my satisfaction and ready for surgery!'

A classic case of 'Cow-Worm'.

The hare and the tortoise - the rematch.

"The first thing we have to do is get you up there."

Committee On Feline Healthcare

'Well, it's kind of an IV enema!'

'If you had asked me I could have TOLD you that he bites.'

"Do you actually trust that thing?"

'Sure you can have another opinion but I still say you are a fat pig.'

'Any other symptoms besides difficulty in marking your territory'

Of course you're feeling disgruntled. You've lost your voice.

'Oh, and if a Farmer John calls, I'm not here.'

"Please note nurse: healthy baby, next appointment in two weeks..."

'James Herriot would never say a thing like that!'

Casey's Veterinarian Clinic and Taxidermy 'Either way you'll get your pet back.'

Cinderella's coach mice needed therapy for many years.

'Some watchdog you turned out to be!'

'...windpuffs in front and a capped hock on the right rear...'

'Don't worry, it's just the anaesthetic...'

"You're not leaving until we know everything."

'But hey, who am I to complain?'

Aesop's Fables - Dog and His Own Reflection

'No I'm going to do this one standing.

'No, I'm sorry. I'm Doctor Ford and I do the large animal work....'

'How the heck does one do CPR on a tortoise?'

"I told him that whole elephants being afraid of us thing was just a myth. But did he listen? Now look at him. What a putz."

'With this flashlight technique we can save a lot of money on radiographs!'

"I'm always afraid I'll come to just as I'm being flushed down the toilet."