Comedy Of Veterinary World Pillows

'There! Now he's tied to my satisfaction and ready for surgery!'

"Blow out the candles!" "Make a wish!" "I wish I had my testicles back."

A classic case of 'Cow-Worm'.

"Fuhgettaboutit, Charley. Ya been fixed."

Dog wearing a cone around his waist: 'Hemorrhoids.'

Committee On Feline Healthcare

'Hey, I just mopped the yard.'

'If you had asked me I could have TOLD you that he bites.'

"Do you actually trust that thing?"

'Well, it's kind of an IV enema!'

'Sure you can have another opinion but I still say you are a fat pig.'

Of course you're feeling disgruntled. You've lost your voice.

'Let's do the Good Dog, Bad Dog routine.'

"Please note nurse: healthy baby, next appointment in two weeks..."

'Any other symptoms besides difficulty in marking your territory'

'James Herriot would never say a thing like that!'

"Medical insurance? Are you kidding? No one will cover me for nine lives!"

Casey's Veterinarian Clinic and Taxidermy 'Either way you'll get your pet back.'

'...windpuffs in front and a capped hock on the right rear...'

'Don't worry, it's just the anaesthetic...'

It's not that I cheat or read faces: I'm good at poker because I can smell fear...

'There are five of ua, a high wall with razor wire: It must be something really valuable or secret we're guarding...'

'But hey, who am I to complain?'

'She think we're waiting out here in this sun? Hot-wire this sucker!'

"Probably not the best time for vacuuming."

'No I'm going to do this one standing.

"Yep, that's water retention."

'No, I'm sorry. I'm Doctor Ford and I do the large animal work....'

'How the heck does one do CPR on a tortoise?'

'With this flashlight technique we can save a lot of money on radiographs!'

"We were lucky to find that flamingo joint for your knee replacement."

I have learned how to solve most of these Sharpei dermatological problems...

'He's the laziest dog I've ever seen.'

Extended Stay.

Dog receives an electric shock from an electrical fire hydrant.