Comedic Vet Scenarios Gifts

'Nein, Herr Professor, it is not a revival of Nazism....

"See? I told you changing his food would be traumatizing."

"Why can't you just dig things up like normal dogs?"

"I can't even remember what we were fighting about."

'There! Now he's tied to my satisfaction and ready for surgery!'

A classic case of 'Cow-Worm'.

Man wearing T-Shirt saying 'Dog's Best Friend'

Man wearing a dog cone

"I think what he's trying to tell you, dear, is that he doesn't quite care for the cheaper dog food!"

"I know I said, 'If there's anything I can do,' but I draw the line on licking your incision for you."

He Did It!

"Oh, God, am I housebroken."

'You look lovely, but we need to lengthen your train a bit...'

"You'd like a second opinion? Okay, I think you should stay off the furniture too."

"I only know 'Sit' and 'Stay.' "

'Pointless Pets: A ceramic tiled giraffe.'

"Pet peeves" "I fear the cat." "I fear the cat" "I fear the cat." "Fecced me."

'Well, I don't happen to believe you went there.'

' Emergency Pet Hospital? My Basset Hound got into my husband's Viagara...'

'There's no evidence use of steroids will improve dog show performance.'

'You think one is tough, try raising two!'

'Not me...I'm watching my cholesterol!'

'Holy S**t!'

'I sent Ben to fly fishing school, now he's a menace to the whole stream!'

"Well, you'll just have to put your foot down and tell him he's not a lap dog!"

If you think your pony is ailing.

"It's finally fur coat weather."

'He can do 'roll over' and 'beg,' but he does 'sit' best.'

"We're in for the night."

Although Bowser did seem to understand the concept of being house-trained.....

"My owner's been teaching me how to beg. . . I've made £30 today!"

'What am I blind, Bob?'

Rockwell School (Dog disguised as pupil).

Apex Piano Movers

'Hey, knucklehead! You're standing on my tale!'