Comedic Pet Situations Admirer Gifts

"Me, after years of begging, I was finally allowed into the house yesterday. You know what, it was kind of a letdown..."

"Why can't you just dig things up like normal dogs?"

'He taught me the importance of taking a walk each day.'

"His Excellency the Lord Premier Gooboy."

"It's a good boy!"

A skinny dog drawn with zen brush.

Mice playing double bass

Elvis Purresley impersonators.

Man wearing a dog cone

'Well, was the news good today?'

RING! RING! RING!: 'Not the cell phone AGAIN!'

101 uses of a dead cat: rollerskates

"Oh, God, am I housebroken."

'Oh! She's such a pretty ba-a-by!! Yes, she is! A Pretty, pretty ba-a-a-b!...'

'You look lovely, but we need to lengthen your train a bit...'

Dog responding to his master doing a crossword.

Pets: Three Puppies try to charm man through pet shop window.

"Pet peeves" "I fear the cat." "I fear the cat" "I fear the cat." "Fecced me."

"He took up birdwatching during lockdown."

'He's not great at playing dead, but his sad look when he's in trouble is a real work of art.'

'Pointless Pets: A ceramic tiled giraffe.'

"As I near my 9th life, I feel I’m entering a post-curious, pre-fatalist phase of existence."

"You don't need to water the plants. I saw the cat doing that already."

'Well, I don't happen to believe you went there.'

'What do you think, Pumpkin?'

'Not me...I'm watching my cholesterol!'

'You think one is tough, try raising two!'

"The interview went well, until the CEO question. Apparently, CEO is not the name of a 90s rock group."

'There's no evidence use of steroids will improve dog show performance.'

'Harry, do you remember how dull our lives were before we got the cat?'

101 uses of a dead cat: slingshot.

Bird Watchers Club of America.

"I'm going out. Do you need any voles?"

Christmas Puppy Bow

'Because I have a thpeech impediment.'