Comedic Pet Situations Admirer Gifts

"Me, after years of begging, I was finally allowed into the house yesterday. You know what, it was kind of a letdown..."

"Why can't you just dig things up like normal dogs?"

'He taught me the importance of taking a walk each day.'

"His Excellency the Lord Premier Gooboy."

A skinny dog drawn with zen brush.

Mice playing double bass

Man wearing a dog cone

'Well, was the news good today?'

RING! RING! RING!: 'Not the cell phone AGAIN!'

'Oh! She's such a pretty ba-a-by!! Yes, she is! A Pretty, pretty ba-a-a-b!...'

"Oh, God, am I housebroken."

101 uses of a dead cat: rollerskates

'You look lovely, but we need to lengthen your train a bit...'

"Pet peeves" "I fear the cat." "I fear the cat" "I fear the cat." "Fecced me."

"He took up birdwatching during lockdown."

'He's not great at playing dead, but his sad look when he's in trouble is a real work of art.'

"As I near my 9th life, I feel I’m entering a post-curious, pre-fatalist phase of existence."

Pets: Three Puppies try to charm man through pet shop window.

Dog responding to his master doing a crossword.

'Pointless Pets: A ceramic tiled giraffe.'

"You don't need to water the plants. I saw the cat doing that already."

Bird Watchers Club of America.

'Well, I don't happen to believe you went there.'

101 uses of a dead cat: slingshot.

"The interview went well, until the CEO question. Apparently, CEO is not the name of a 90s rock group."

'Harry, do you remember how dull our lives were before we got the cat?'

'What do you think, Pumpkin?'

'There's no evidence use of steroids will improve dog show performance.'

'You think one is tough, try raising two!'

'Not me...I'm watching my cholesterol!'

"I'm going out. Do you need any voles?"

Christmas Puppy Bow

'Holy S**t!'

'Because I have a thpeech impediment.'