Comical Pet Admirer Gifts

"I'm going out. Do you need any voles?"

The Canine's version of cans tied to the back of a wedding car driving off with Cats attached

'He taught me the importance of taking a walk each day.'

No, I don

“He’s timid, very shy. I rescued him from some wacko who tried to steal Christmas.”

"It's a good boy!"

"His Excellency the Lord Premier Gooboy."

Canine Comedians

A skinny dog drawn with zen brush.

"Are those my slippers?!"

Mice playing double bass

Elvis Purresley impersonators.

'There are two men and a dog out there, and the dog is asleep.'

'Well, was the news good today?'

RING! RING! RING!: 'Not the cell phone AGAIN!'

'Oh! She's such a pretty ba-a-by!! Yes, she is! A Pretty, pretty ba-a-a-b!...'

101 uses of a dead cat: rollerskates

"You remind me of someone."

Dog responding to his master doing a crossword.

Cats 'Playing' Cards

"As I near my 9th life, I feel I’m entering a post-curious, pre-fatalist phase of existence."

'Phew! Hibernation breath!'

'He's not great at playing dead, but his sad look when he's in trouble is a real work of art.'

"That's pretty good, but can you fetch or play dead?"

Pets: Three Puppies try to charm man through pet shop window.

"Man's best friend with benefits"

"He took up birdwatching during lockdown."

"Don't think of them as fleas. Think of them as your entourage!"

'I can't believe you only lasted 3 days, 9 hours and 56 minutes.'

"You don't need to water the plants. I saw the cat doing that already."

'What do you think, Pumpkin?'

'Harry, do you remember how dull our lives were before we got the cat?'

'You can't go outside.'

Bird Watchers Club of America.

A cat is a dog in drag...'Bad dog!'