Comical Pet Admirer Prints

"I'm going out. Do you need any voles?"

The Canine's version of cans tied to the back of a wedding car driving off with Cats attached

'He taught me the importance of taking a walk each day.'

“He’s timid, very shy. I rescued him from some wacko who tried to steal Christmas.”

"His Excellency the Lord Premier Gooboy."

Canine Comedians

A skinny dog drawn with zen brush.

"Are those my slippers?!"

Mice playing double bass

'There are two men and a dog out there, and the dog is asleep.'

'Well, was the news good today?'

RING! RING! RING!: 'Not the cell phone AGAIN!'

'Oh! She's such a pretty ba-a-by!! Yes, she is! A Pretty, pretty ba-a-a-b!...'

101 uses of a dead cat: rollerskates

"You remind me of someone."

'He's not great at playing dead, but his sad look when he's in trouble is a real work of art.'

"As I near my 9th life, I feel I’m entering a post-curious, pre-fatalist phase of existence."

Dog responding to his master doing a crossword.

'I can't believe you only lasted 3 days, 9 hours and 56 minutes.'

Cats 'Playing' Cards

"That's pretty good, but can you fetch or play dead?"

Pets: Three Puppies try to charm man through pet shop window.

"Man's best friend with benefits"

"He took up birdwatching during lockdown."

"Don't think of them as fleas. Think of them as your entourage!"

'Phew! Hibernation breath!'

"You don't need to water the plants. I saw the cat doing that already."

"All you have to do is get three of your friends, to get three of their friends and so on. You'll be rich."

"The interview went well, until the CEO question. Apparently, CEO is not the name of a 90s rock group."

Bird Watchers Club of America.

101 uses of a dead cat: slingshot.

'What do you think, Pumpkin?'

'Harry, do you remember how dull our lives were before we got the cat?'