Pet Comedy Admirer Prints

Dog responding to his master doing a crossword.

'Table scraps, doggie-bag goodies, dropped hot dogs, the cat's dish of food and your master's slippers.'

"Gone with the wind with cats" "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn." "Me neither, who cares—let's take a nap."

"I'm down to only one nap a day. From 8 am t0 8 pm."

'He taught me the importance of taking a walk each day.'

Grinning dog points at missing cat poster with glee

Cat mistakes bars for toilets.

The First Cone of Shame.

Pet Entertainers

No, I don

Excuse me.. Are you Dog Friendly?

Feline Stand Up - 'Fetching...how dumb is that? And another thing I don't understand...what's with all that TAIL WAGGING?'

'I think he got embarrassed because of the sweater. . . Another dog started laughing. I told him it was just wheezing, but he wasn't buying it.'

'If you must know, yes, I do sometimes fake purring.'

"It's a good boy!"

"I'm thinking sixty nine."

'The last guy I worked for kept me on a short leash.'

"His Excellency the Lord Premier Gooboy."

Doggy conductor

Vet to owner about dog with bird at chest: 'I suspect heartworm.'

A skinny dog drawn with zen brush.

The Karate Kitten.

"You're back. Hold on … just give me a minute."

"Right. Women adore him, men want to be like him, and YOU... well, you're hopeless. So, am I the ONLY one who sees through this guy?"

Dog Calenders.

"Are those my slippers?!"

Mice playing double bass

Elvis Purresley impersonators.

'I'm worried about that dog's hearing,Doris.'

"Did you know that cats aren't mentioned anywhere in the Bible?"

"I'll have the 'All you can eat from the menu, the kitchen, and the dumpster' special."

"FYI – your camel hair blazer started it."

"Anatomy of a cat"

'There are two men and a dog out there, and the dog is asleep.'

"I know I said, 'If there's anything I can do,' but I draw the line on licking your incision for you."