Whimsical Pet Admirer Gifts

Christmas Puppy Bow

'Oh! She's such a pretty ba-a-by!! Yes, she is! A Pretty, pretty ba-a-a-b!...'

Dog licking laptop.

Boy with a whale: 'He followed me home, Dad, can I keep him?'

Boy bringing home an octopus in a fish bowl.

'It's true what they say: People often look like their pets...'

'He taught me the importance of taking a walk each day.'

“He’s timid, very shy. I rescued him from some wacko who tried to steal Christmas.”

"His Excellency the Lord Premier Gooboy."

"It's a good boy!"

A skinny dog drawn with zen brush.

Mice playing double bass

Elvis Purresley impersonators.

Carpet Cows

'Apart from Charlie here, I don't have any problems with slugs'

'It's only temporary until we can find a good home for the cats.'

(No caption. Two primary school girls are wearing shirts with one being Hello Kitty and the other Hello Puppy. The girl wearing the Hello Puppy shirt wears torn clothes.)

"My Instagram feed is basically people, dog food and tennis balls."

'Well, was the news good today?'

When Pugs dream.

"Tonight... Hemingway."

'After the big race the tortoise and the hare are ordered to provide urine samples."

'Aren't you glad we gave her a rabies vaccination this year?'

"She's a weiner cat."

'Nature abhors a vacuum. Nature is my cat.'

"That's pretty good, but can you fetch or play dead?"

'Heel! HEEL! Bad potato!'

"He took up birdwatching during lockdown."

'What! No garnish or side salad?'

Self-walking dog

Dog responding to his master doing a crossword.

Pets: Three Puppies try to charm man through pet shop window.

"As I near my 9th life, I feel I’m entering a post-curious, pre-fatalist phase of existence."

"I only know 'Sit' and 'Stay.' "

'He's not great at playing dead, but his sad look when he's in trouble is a real work of art.'