Unusual Pet Admirer Gifts

"I know it's bigger than both of us Daphne, but what is it?"

Boy bringing home an octopus in a fish bowl.

'That's one hell of a cat-flap Harry. You must have a big cat, heh, heh.'

'When he comes through that door, let's all jump up and give him a big kiss!'

'He taught me the importance of taking a walk each day.'

"Here's one, Matey! 'Must Love Parrots.'"

“He’s timid, very shy. I rescued him from some wacko who tried to steal Christmas.”

"His Excellency the Lord Premier Gooboy."

A skinny dog drawn with zen brush.

"I guess people want dogs with no problems. Lucky for me, all I've got is quirks."

Mice playing double bass

'Kittens are cute, but I was thinking lion or tiger.'

'Well, was the news good today?'

"Hi, I'm Miranda: I like sniffing bums, rolling about in dead things and chasing tennis balls. . ."

"Tonight... Hemingway."

'Oh! She's such a pretty ba-a-by!! Yes, she is! A Pretty, pretty ba-a-a-b!...'

'I'm not sure that we need an indoor pet.'

'After the big race the tortoise and the hare are ordered to provide urine samples."

"She's a weiner cat."

'I bought him off the Internet. Don't be alarmed if there's a small charge on your credit card.'

''No, Ma,am', I said. 'I'm not taking anybody's pet pig for a walk in a baby carriage' and then she doubled my salary.'

'These hibernation pills ought to do the trick.'

'He's not great at playing dead, but his sad look when he's in trouble is a real work of art.'

"That's pretty good, but can you fetch or play dead?"

Pets: Three Puppies try to charm man through pet shop window.

"He took up birdwatching during lockdown."

The Reclusive Flying Hell Rat

"No, I'm not faking it, I'm really happy when they come home."

"You know very well you're not supposed to beg at the table."

"You don't need to water the plants. I saw the cat doing that already."

'What do you think, Pumpkin?'

Bird Watchers Club of America.